Two cartoons about the election and one about the royal baby

Shard

There are three other stories set in this world.

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Government reading station

Maria Miller

Maria Miller is the Culture Secretary. She's been slightly cheeky in accidentally claiming £45000 too much for her second home that's 50 minutes on the train from her first home.

She has said sorry though. So she only has to give back £5800.

She made £1000000 profit from the sale of the house in question.

Random stuff

Yes. That's right. some random stuff from me from the last week or so on Twitter and Facebook.

A Really Big TV

Oliver was not well equipped for this...

What was wrong with these people?

How could they live like this?

Why didn't they care?

It was Oliver's work too.

The bullshit was unbelievable.

The MD sat up there in his ivory tower all day and was never seen.

Not until after six. Then he'd come out and walk about the offices.

Those who were seen to be there moved on. It was that simple.

So many tended to do pretty much nothing during the day and only

really start after 5:30. The work was never checked or judged.

You just had to be there.

When his company had been bought out Matt thought it was a good thing.

More security in a larger company.

But 18 months later they shut it down and laid everyone off.

Matt couldn't under stand it. That's not how you grow a company is it?

But they didn't want to grow the company. They wanted to shut down

the competition then keep doing exactly what they were doing with

the same staff, but charge a lot more.

End

Click here to read "I'm a Designer." another story set in the same reality. (Loads better drawn too!)

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The Gay Cure

It was said that the change in orientation of patient A came from errors made in his treatment.

Naturally the American far right heralded this event as being sent by God.

Saying that the hands of doctors had been guided.

Nothing more is known of patient A.

Save from the fact that he changed the world...

The “cure” took pill form with what many saw as indecent haste.

Many republican senators called for a bill to make the “cure” compulsory for those “needing it”. This was, of course, deeply offensive to the gay community and celebrations followed the defeat of the bill. 

It was a different story in Russia, many middle eastern countries and several African states where the “cure” was administered to anyone suspected of being homosexual. It was a difficult to be gay and it was about to get more so.

The “cure” wrecked attempts for gay equality.

It became a reason to say no to any and all equal rights. One TV pundit said succinctly  “If they want to get married, they can take the cure and marry a woman like everyone else.”

A lot had happened at the demo. There had been a lot of shouting some throwing of things and Alfred had been squirted by something. Someone in the crowd had sprayed him with what looked like mace, but there’d been no effect.

It had felt like water.

The “cure” had been weaponised.

It had originated in Russia but quickly spread. This new variant of “cure” could be absorbed though the skin and was adapted into aerosol spray.

Paulo and Alfred continued to live together and even sleep in the same bed. The physical side of their relationship was gone but it seems while you could now force a sexuality on someone there was still nothing to be done about love.

The ease with which the “cure” could be synthesised and produced meant that the next step was inevitable.

The “cure” itself was synthesised from a straight donor. Once the hard work and money had been spent to test and streamline it’s production a 1^st year biology student could make it in his bedroom.

It was easy enough to make a cure for the “cure” by using a gay donor and Alfred took the cure for the cure 18 months after he’d being hetroized.

Three weeks later a smoke bomb was thrown through the window of an East end pub known for right wing drinkers turning everyone inside gay and then turning the police who arrived moments later gay too.

No one was gay for very long.

Within a couple of days everyone involved was straightened out, but they felt violated to have such a change forced upon them and shortly after revenge attacks were perpetrated.

A hair dressers was straight bombed and an interior designer was straight sprayed outside his office.

Jacob was in fact straight to begin with. He was married with twin daughters, but his hair was lovely and his shoes went with his tie so you can see how the mistake might have been made.

These tit for tat incidents escalated until the gender riot broke out in Soho a month later.

By the end of the day the Royal London Hospital found it’s A & E department over run.

It was standing room only.

Most of the people there had had their sexuality changed numerous times that day.

Arguments, fights, and same sex love affairs breaking out everywhere. In the middle of this Doctor Carol Greenberg stood on a chair and blew her whistle. “Shut up! The lot of you!This is A and E!”

Silence fell over the room. “It doesn’t matter what you were this morning! Everyone who’s the sexuality they want to be fuck off! Anyone wishing to be straight move over to the right side of the room and anyone wishing to be gay over on the left side of the room.”

The room parted. Dr Carol smiled “Look at me! I’m moses!”

She looked down at the guy left standing in the middle. “What?”

“I think I might be gay, I’ve never really been too sure. I only came out for milk.” He said.

Food Bank Fun!!!

You don't read the Daily Mail do you?

"Helping" the jobless

Let's hope they don't form a coalition

Lazy work shy bastards!

I hear a lot of lazy bastard bashing coming from the government. It's like they want us to hate the lazy more than them or something.
The inference is usually that if benefits get small enough in real terms that will "encourage" the work shy back to work.
Here's a work shy lay about now...

Instead of cutting back further and further to change the lazy. Lets just wave a magic wand.

Shazoop!

I've done it! This and every other lazy work shy slob in the country now wants to work!
Sorted! Problem solved. The Government are going to be so pleased.

Oh right. I don't think I've solved anything.
If everyone who didn't have a job wanted a job that would be a bigger problem than we have now....

.............................

Reading the Daily Mail had done nothing to stop Richward loosing his job.
What it had done though was drum into his head that people on benefits were lazy good for nothing, nice trainer wearing, legal high taking, x-box playing, Jeremy Kyle guests.

And now the country would think that of him.
He really needed this job...

It hadn't started well. The receptionist had called him Richard "Er actually it's Richward."
"Richard?" She answered with a raised eyebrow.
"No Richward. With a er... with a W."
She looked at Richard for a couple of seconds. "If you can just take a seat, Richard, we'll get to you soon."

"At least I'm the only one here for the interview." Thought Richward.

Then the door burst in and they all piled in.
It was like the Jeremy Kyle studio was next door and Jeremy had told them all there was free booze and a buffet next door.
"This where's the jobs are, like?" One of them asked.
"Er no." Richward lied. He didn't need the competition.
"Yeah it is twat face!" Another shouted.

Why had the Government waved that magic wand? Richward wondered. Couldn't they have waited until everyone who wanted work had it? Then they could have fixed this lot.

"Oh, you mean the job interview?" said Richward "It's just back though that door and to the left."
"Aw cheers mate!" Said another of the recently not lazy with some of the worst teeth and best trainers he'd ever seen.

Richward was sweating. The last of them were almost out of the door.
Then the receptionist came in though the other door and said " We're ready for your interview now Richard,"

Richward dived for the exit but it was too late.
"Job interview is that, like?"

Cold?

Humm

To the bar!!!

Things are very different, these days, in the house of commons bar. 

Gas.................and electric

Government back genetic research and large scale public art