Monday, September 1, 2008

The seduction

So last night I'm thinking "Humm I would quite like to have sex with my wife." So I moved over onto her sofa, I was just about to make my move when she said. "There's a drama on in a bit. I want to watch, but I don't think it's your thing."
"No I'll watch it with you." I said. No doubt it was going to be something about romance, or emotions, I could sit through it, say I liked it, then make my move.
"What's it about?" I asked faking interest.
"It's about a woman who finds out her husband is a pedophile."

"Maybe tomorrow then." I thought.


BenefitScroungingScum said...

I watched that. Very good but nothing more likely to put you off sex.
Impressive seduction style btw ;)

Carnalis said...

funny man.

i would not recommend trying during 'mutual friends' on tuesday night, either; i could not take anything seriously while watching that.

Pete Underhill said...

It's interesting that you refer to 'her sofa' like you're moving into enemy territory. Last night I asked the wife if she'd seen a book I'm reading. She replied "next to your bed".
We only have a double bed. What does it all mean?

oliver east said...

that's piss funny

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