OBOT the robot

I'm sick of work so i'm not going to do it anymore!
I've built a robot to do it for me. His name is OBOT. Getting him to stand up was tricky, the sony corp uses very expensive computers and gyroscopes to make their robots stand up. I'm using bluetac.



I couldn't afford a monitor in his body to show emotion either so I've used a lenticular picture. If OBOT is happy he stands up straight. If he's upset he leans forward a bit.

walkbot

I liked my little seabed walker thing so much I 've done a scetchup model of it. Look!

the bottom

It's been over two days now, and I still havn't havn't hit dry land. We were either further out than I thought or my compass in damaged in some way. I doubt anyone has ever ran the rebreathers this long on one of these things.

Day ffour. I'm in trrouble. Takin on wareter.itsa freeezihngs the keybaioords under wareeter. cant feel my fffinfgers. the beratherss failing airs badd if i dontttttttt find land soon im don fr

thiisd is ittrhe end can tgo on any lojng ert jo ana i love yo
oh hold on lands jjuust over there, cool!



This was coloured in using "photostudio 5" can you tell?
I was on my way home when the image of a little iron dumb bell type thing walking along the bottom of the sea. This came from a couple of different places. I've been reading BPRD. And Leonie o moore's walking along the bottom of the sea epic graphic novel. (yet to find a publisher)

Blurs

I know what i'm doing in photoshop. This filter does this. That layer style does that.
The nice thing about doing things "in camera" is that you don't know what youre going to get.


some times its nice.

click on an image for a slightly better look if youve got a small telly.

A new begining

That's it i've had enough. No more bullshit photoshop for me. Good honest bricks and, er you know that stuff they stick bricks together with. And wood, i'll need wood, if i'm gonna be a builder.

How hard can it be eh? Iv'e got to be able to do a better job than the twat who put in my down stairs toilet.

i'm well pleased with my self. finally doing this. look how happy I am.
It's bound to last forever.

My new car

Sorry I havn't blogged for a while but i've got myself a new car, and i've been ragging the bastard around none stop.
It's orange and fast as fuck. It's got a big number one on it, but it doesnt have any engine or breaks.
I got a book and packed up one end with videos to make a ramp, and managed to jump the fucker over postman pats van and an ambulance! horray for me!
When I landed I did come flying out though (because it's not got no seatbelts either!) and went sliding under the TV.
I lay there for a while thinking about what i'd just done. The terrible, awful risk i'd just taken and thought to my self "What would happen to my wife and kids if anything happened to me?" Then I thought fuck that! who wants a dad that's too pussy to jump an ambulance?