The new look, three speed, talking Spleenal “toy” is proving to be an unexpected hit with the ladies.
Voiced by George Clooney
With phrases such as:-
“How was your day?”
“Have you done something with your hair?”
and “Put your feet up, I’ll cook dinner.”
On the first speed level.
Moving up to sayings such as:-
“More wine darling?”
“Let me put the fire on.”
and “Have you lost weight?”
on the medium speed setting.
And on the foundation crumbling speed level three one can enjoy phrases like:-
”I’ve wanted you all day”
“I wish you’d been my first.”
And “Are you sure you haven’t lost weight?”
Oh yes the new Spleenal “toy” version one is set to be a real hit with the ladies…
…And for those who like things a little less smooth, coming soon is the Spleenal total bastard talking dildo, which will shout things at you like:-
“Shut up bitch!”
“bend over slut!”
“You like that don’t you dirty whore!”
and “Leave me alone bitch, I’m off down the pub.”
With the vocal talents of Ray Liotta… No scratch that. Me, I’m gonna fuckin’ say it!
Still popular is the original talking butt plug voiced by Dan Castellaneta, the voice of TV’s Homer Simpson, which says “Hummm. Ass.”