“So you had a dream. So what?” I hear you moan.
But for me remembering a dream is a pretty big thing, as I never remember. Well hardly ever.
For some reason, I was staying in a hospital in New York. Christ knows why. I wasn’t ill or anything. The guys I was with were all eating bacon sandwiches, but I didn’t have one because I had no money (my wife had my wallet back in England)
So there I was licking my lips hoping for a bite because I was hungry. But none was forthcoming.
Sucks to be me.
My friends noticed my hunger and started laughing at me, so I told them all “fuck yourselves!” and walked out.
I was in New York with no money and for some reason I knew it was the seventies!
I decided to go do some sight seeing, as looking at buildings is free, but failed totally to find any one single landmark. Eventually, however, I did come across a comic shop. “Yes! Get in!” a comic shop in New York in the seventies!
I could see a bunch of people inside flicking through cool underground comics, but couldn’t get in myself. The door seemed locked.
So yeah the door was locked, but people were in there. So I was going to get in to some how.
Maybe through a back door?
I went around the back of the shop and sure enough there was a door. Inside however there was no comic shop to be found. Instead there was a room full of teenage hippies lounging around of sofas and beanbags all kissing each other and feeling each other up. The seemed to be no actual sex going on but a lot of heavy petting.
Then I noticed another door with a glass panel. Through that I could see the comic shop.
Ha, ha! Found it.
I went in and had a great time flicking though all the super cool underground comics. I was especially pleased with a copy of the freak brothers that I hadn’t seen before. Sadly though I had no money, due to my wife having my wallet in England (and the future) so I left the shop the way I’d entered.
Back in to the teenage love in.
Then I noticed that a lot of them were drawing (the ones who weren’t getting off with someone else) I made my way through to the middle of the group and sat down between a redhead and a blonde. The redhead showed me a drawing of Spiderman she had done. While the blonde moved a little closer.
I took a piece of paper and a pen and tried to think of something to draw.
The girls were very interested too.
They asked me what I was going to draw and it was obvious that they were both very attracted to me.
Then it struck me that this was the past, and that there was a lot of stuff I could rip off as my own. I could do tank girl, or hellboy, and there was manga too to rip off. I could cheat and get these two girls in to bed, not that it would be that hard to do they were both really into me big time!
Yes sure I was married but the wife was in England and not born yet so how would she ever find out?
Yes this was it. I was going to bone these two total 70s babes! And hellboy was going to help me do it.
Then I woke up.